don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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