is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.