I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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