he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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