Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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