I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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