Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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