No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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