Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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