she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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