on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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