Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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