I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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