do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
how drunk are you?
Several
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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