Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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