Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Drunk is not a location!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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