Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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