I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
