I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Congratulations! We have a period
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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