Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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