i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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