The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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