You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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