i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
