what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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