Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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