my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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