how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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