operation have a gay friend backfired
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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