I want to walk on stilts...naked
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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