just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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