Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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