was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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