our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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