we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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