She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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