I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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