that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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