is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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