Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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