Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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