did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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