Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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