need another drink. this is the easiest way
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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