This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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