Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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