know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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