It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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