Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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