according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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