The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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