He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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