I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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