well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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