Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize