dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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