Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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